A dog and a snake

One very dark night, a snake and a dog want to get thru a tunnel. The tunnel is so small that it can only fit in one animal at a time. Both animal didn't know what type of animal the others is because it is so dark.

Dog said," I go first".

Snake said, " I should go first !"

Both cannot settle their differences.

Dog said, " Like this lah, if you can guess what type of animal I am, you go thru 1st."

Snake said, "Ok, same apply to you."

The snake touch the body of the dog and said, "You have lots of fur, and 4 legs. You must be a cat !"

After that is the dog turn. He touch the body of the snake.

Dog said, " You have shape teeth. You have no balls. You must be a lawyer !"


--From the novel "Involuntary Witness"