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Sunday 6 May 2012

What will happened if Jesus was a Christian ?

The following will happened if Jesus was a Christian :

One day, when Jesus was on his ministry, a blind man came for him for help.

"Dear Lord, I have been blind for ten years, can you make me see again ?"

Jesus said, " Unfortunately you are not one of my followers, I only
help Christians only. And anyway you are going to burn in hell
forever. So you might get used to your suffering."

And Jesus walk away.

Thanks God Jesus was not a Christian !
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous6 May 2012 at 21:48

    And suddently..the End of The World and the dead rises again before Jesus... and all the Christians raises their hands and expected to fly to heaven.. Jesus will say then...

    "Hold on Brothers & Sisters...you need to answer one more question : "Where shall I sent all the non-christians to?"... and the Christian Crowd roared in unision "TO HELL".... "Very Well Then.." said Jesus.. and in an instance those who yelled "TO HELL" are sent to where they belong... while those who say nothing and humbly faced Jesus.. remain IN HEAVEN !!!

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  2. Anonymous13 May 2012 at 20:36

    Obama says he supports gay marriages i.e man having sex with man. What about Jesus? Does Jesus approve of man having sex with man? Where can I find the answer. Don't ask me to refer to bible.

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  3. Anonymous13 May 2012 at 22:23

    To all those confused..Who wrote "Harry Porter and the 12 Chickens?" and who wrote the "Bible"? Do you go and read "Harry Porter.." just to find answers why your chickens did not lay eggs? Same thing.. if you are gay or born black or yellow, don't expect to find your answers in the Bible, which are collection of tales and fables, facts or fiction. Do you know how Emperor Yumoto who ruled Japan in the Twelve Century looked like? unfortunately no camera was invented then. Jesus is a Legend, and so is "Elvis" and "John Lennon"

    If snails can be male and female at the same time give birth alone, and if earthworms can be cut in half and yet regrow, if you believe in life after death, and if you believe Jesus is Man & God..what is so strange that you cannot believe that it perfectly normal for one man can have sex with another man? After all, what is sex?

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